

Step 4: Wrap yourself up like a burrito and have sex in the dirt while you fist pump to “Ain’t Life Grand” playing on the main stage. Go to one of said empty stages armed with a giant sheet or blanket. Step 3 (if there’s not a camping area): At OSL (Outside Lands), there’s no camping allowed, but what it lacks in tents, it makes up for in woodsy paths that lead to smaller, secluded stages. If you can’t find your tent (because of all the hula hooping), or don’t have one, hide between the sea of others and pitch your own. Roald Dahls James and the Giant Peach-a Musical-Youth Theatre Production. Step 3 (if there’s a camping area): Go there. Free Film Showing: A League of their Own. They travel in packs, maintain a well-marked HQ (read: balloon), and when one of their own goes missing, a manhunt will almost always ensue - especially should certain festival antics come into play (we mean hula hooping, of course). When it comes to tracking location, festival-goers are not unlike park rangers. “There’s always one time slot when there’s only one show playing, the headline band," one source said. Frequent Bonnaroo and Outside Lands attendees (let’s be honest, you don’t have to hide anything at Burning Man), claimed this is the best way to achieve any small resemblance of privacy. Step 1: Wait for the headliner to take the stage. “When I told my manager two kids bought a ticket to this film in the middle of the day, he told me ‘you need to go check in on them right now.’ Then he handed me a broom.”Īt a crowded music festival, according to a seasoned festival-goer Step 5: If you’re a teenager, do none of this. If there’s no one in the theater, you should go in the front - even on the floor. “You can see in the monitors who is seated where," our source told us. Step 2: Opt for a matinee, the earlier the better.

"It was so obvious, like they should have been in school, but I sold them the ticket.”

“We had two teenagers come in and buy a ticket to one of the worst box-office movies ever," our source said. BUT it’s also pretty hard to pull off public sex during opening night of, say, Star Wars. According to a dude who worked in a small-town movie theater, this could potentially give you away. The confrontation sparks off Tetsuo's supernatural power leading to bloody death, a coup attempt and the final battle in Tokyo Olympiad where Akira's secrets were buried 30 years ago.In a movie theater, according to a ticket-counter worker On his way to save Tetsuo, Kaneda runs into a group of anti-government activists, greedy politicians, irresponsible scientists and a powerful military leader. Kaneda is a bike gang leader whose close friend Tetsuo gets involved in a government secret project known as Akira. Doors open a half hour before the film starts and seating is first come first serve. Both nights will be subtitled! Admission is free, as always. Join us at the Marquee Theater for Akira, a stunning, twisted dystopian tale, widely lauded as the best anime film of all time! We have two screenings: Thursday, December 3 at 9:30 PM & Saturday, December 5 at 11:00 PM.
